[ Vriska cannot fucking believe that miniJack is a FUCKING NERD.
Or okay, no, she totally can. This makes so much sense. Lame wimpy thirteen-year old nerds are very much her type, after all, so maybe them growing up to be badass heroes with yaoi hands is some kind of universal constant? Maybe she likes weakslime dorky losers because she has some kind of future hotness sensing powers along with all her other cool talents and gifts?
Whatever, who cares, the point is look at this fucking dweeb. Check out the way he is obviously trying to be cool, ignoring Vriska like she isn't the most awesome and interesting and fascinating thing he has ever seen in his shitty dumb human life. Bless. It's cute! Unacceptable, but cute. As soon as he glances her way, Vriska winks and waves as obnoxiously as possible. ]
You can talk, you know. I don't bite! Unless I get reeeeeeeeally hungry, and I like just ate a couple of hours ago. So you're fine! Right now.
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Or okay, no, she totally can. This makes so much sense. Lame wimpy thirteen-year old nerds are very much her type, after all, so maybe them growing up to be badass heroes with yaoi hands is some kind of universal constant? Maybe she likes weakslime dorky losers because she has some kind of future hotness sensing powers along with all her other cool talents and gifts?
Whatever, who cares, the point is look at this fucking dweeb. Check out the way he is obviously trying to be cool, ignoring Vriska like she isn't the most awesome and interesting and fascinating thing he has ever seen in his shitty dumb human life. Bless. It's cute! Unacceptable, but cute. As soon as he glances her way, Vriska winks and waves as obnoxiously as possible. ]
You can talk, you know. I don't bite! Unless I get reeeeeeeeally hungry, and I like just ate a couple of hours ago. So you're fine! Right now.