[WHAT HAS HE DONE IF SHE'S A TAGUEL...ISH THAT MEANS SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TURN INTO A GIANT MONSTER RAT AND EAT HIM HE IS SO FUCKED.]

Nothing...er, Tails. [Hahahaha, a friendly nickname. (Fuck. So fucked.)] Just making sure no one else is caught out in the snow so late and all 'fore I close the door for the night.

[This is a very smooth lie and there is no way of telling that he's possibly incredibly fucked right now. This is also sarcasm and it's actually a mediocre lie.]