[It's just some dirt, get over it! Sure it... maybe has been sitting there for a long time, and there's likely some unidentifiable muck with the dirt and grime, but still. STILL.]

And here I thought you might do something practical.

[To someone who knew him, it'd be obvious he's joking, but his tone of voice barely shifts from what it was.]

Regardless, I pray you never find use for it in such a manner. I hear the beasts here are quite the force to be reckoned with.

[Unless of course she is the type to enjoy a good tussle. But from what he has come to understand, is most do not fair well against the creatures here. Or at all, as it would seem. He's curious to test the odds himself, not one to rely on just the idle claims of other men without knowing their capabilities first hand.

Mayhap this sassy Roegadyn is the same.]