[Cooper nods appreciatively when he receives Hange's message. Finally, someone with some sense!]

Why, yes, Ms. Sciencesquad! Funny you should mention that, too, as I have also named my assistant after my assistant back home! Diane is an invaluable asset to me and I thought it appropriate to honor her by bestowing her name upon my tablet helper, as well.

[And now Cooper has gotten distracted talking about Diane. Back to business.] In any case, my helper appears to be unresponsive. She hasn't been recording my dictations when I need her to and now she appears to be reporting my every word to the network. I'm sure you can see how that is most troublesome.