[It's okay! Hange gets distracted too! Like right now.]

That's sweet of you. Are you a scientist too? Or someone important in the military? I think everyone could use an assistant, though it seems that only some people have one.

And as for your helper, that does sound fairly inconvenient. Are you sure there isn't some setting you can change? This tablet thing is very complex, so I won't pretend to know everything about it, but I've been playing around with it, and there are some pretty strange features. [Like the obituaries one. Though that is sort of convenient in its own way.]