Oh! Heavens, no. I'm a special agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation! I would hardly say that I'm of any more importance than any of my fellow agents, but I do like to think I do my job well. However, Ms. Sciencesquad, I wholeheartedly agree! The world would be a much more efficient place if we could all rely on an assistant to help us on our ways.

As for this... tablet. Hm. [Cooper fiddles with the thing in his hands, holding it at arms length and frowning.] I must admit that I haven't quite gotten the hang of this contraption yet. This technology is far more advanced than what I'm accustomed to. I've attempted to alter the helper's settings already, though, with no result.

Is your assistant malfunctioning as well?