IT IS TIME. FOR TURKEY.
And I don't mean the dinner variety.
Or anything involving basters for that matter.

HOO'KAY.

SO. HERE IS THE DEAL.

FIRST STEP.
✔ You see this little punk right here? THEY ARE NOW YOUR BEST FRIEND.
(In other words, this is your template. Print it out!! Or go digital. Note that you must currently be playing in Snowhell in order to participate!)

SECOND STEP.
✔ DECIDE ON YOUR FAVORITE SAD SHIT.
(Pick a currently played character in snowhell you would like to transform your turkey into! Only one please! You can find an example of this nonsense here!)

THIRD STEP.
✔ DECORATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
(You can use anything, but you must use this template! It's like an old school coloring contest at ye old grocery store!)

FOURTH STEP.
✔ SUBMIT YOUR SHIT.
(Drop an anonymous comment at this post with your submission!)

FIFTH STEP.
✔ SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WAIT.
(All entries will be accepted until Saturday, November 28th at 11:59pm EST. On Sunday, November 29th, I will select at least one entry as the contest winner! That person will be gifted one year's paid time to one of their chosen RP journals!)

SIXTH STEP.
✔ HAVE A BLAST.
(Seriously, this is shitpost central. I am looking forward to this amazing nonsense!!)