Wot-Oh! Oh, no, not American chips. Er. Fries? Deep fried potato logs. Comes with a happy meal? And I don't believe that you don't know what a cheeseburger is. Everyone knows what a cheeseburger is.

You take a cow, get the best bits of it, ground it up and smoosh it into a patty. [ He smooshes an invisible patty between his hands. ] Then all you do is toss it on the grill add a bit of cheese and some bread and bam! Cheeseburger!