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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] clowngirl) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2016-08-22 08:08 am (UTC)

Harley Quinn | DC Comics

[ONE: Video; @quinntessential]

[The video feed opens up perfectly centered on Harley, who has obviously spent time propping her tablet into just the right place to achieve the effect. The clown poses with a yellow medicine bottle displayed in the palm of her hand and motions to it in the style of Vanna White as she cheerfully addresses the network in her best pitchwoman's voice.]

Do ya ever get the feelin' that you're missin' something? Have you been searchin' for relief everywhere just to keep gettin' left out in the cold? Well, look no more! [BAM! She shoves the bottle towards the camera for a close-up of the label.]

For a high, high price to be determined shortly, wellness could be yours today!

[She purposely speeds through the rest of her delivery.] Caution: Offer valid to the highest bidder. Not receiving this medication may cause depression, insomnia, dizziness, vomiting, psychosis, Stigmata, hives, Hawaiian Cat Flu, aches and pains, hypochondria, death and super-death.

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