[ You know what that sounds like? JEALOUSY. Jealousy over Caboose being a wizard. A wizard with the power to make food that tastes like dirt mixed with the stench of Grif's... everything. ]

No, I am pretty sure that the thing that it is... is magic. And if I throw it out, I will never get my letter to go to magic school with Merlin and the hobbit.

[ Look

In his defense, is that really any less likely than the whole "waking up in snowhell" thing ]

 

 

[ Okay no it. It totally is. ]