hijackass: (you gotta be shittin' me)
Handsome Jack ([personal profile] hijackass) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2016-11-17 04:11 pm (UTC)

Handsome Jack | Borderlands

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Well that sure was a waste a of time. Seriously who even codes these things?? Why make a game about killing if it doesn't actually KILL anyone? It's like whoever coded this had some serious childhood issues.

Newsflash: no one's scared of your stupid dolls.


[ And then, like, five minutes later: ]

Why am I still playing this you can't even KILL THE STUPID DOLL

Seriously when I find this idiot who designed this stupid thing I'm going to shove a knife into them.

Right after I finish shoving knives into their family. God.

I am so bored.



[Four]

[ The answer on that one is a big fat N O P E, because ghosts don't exist and that's stupid, and whoever it is Jack's stuck with is stupid for thinking that he's gonna believe that any of those noises are caused by itty bitty little possessed china dolls. Or whatever the hell they are. Friggin' creepy is what they are and he's about had enough of all of it.

Especially since he has made it very clear that this side of the room is his side and you're sure as hell not allowed over here? Hah. Like he's going to get buddy-buddy with a filthy bandit of all thing. Nah you're just alive until he can't get anymore use out of you.

And with all that noise he's sure you're making? That amount of time is raaaapidly dwindling. ]


Riiiight, so. Not sure if you're brain damaged from snorting slag or whatever the heck is is you idiots do down here but when I said lights out I didn't mean "scurry around in the dark like some sort of mutant rat-person." Okay? So why don't you knock it off and do that quiet thing we talked about before I make you not moving around a more permanent solution.

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