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dave strider ([personal profile] switchback) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2015-07-29 04:39 am (UTC)

You've never heard of Bruce Willis? He's probably one of the world's most intense actors. Everything he does is sweat, blood, and explosions, even off the set. If he were here we'd know it for sure because the heralding sounds of gunfire and bad guys screaming—not even actual action, that's just his backing soundtrack when he walks around normally—would give him away.

Anyway one time he was in this suspense film where nothing really exploded. I know—what the hell. Except the dramatic twist was he was dead and a ghost the entire time, spoilers by the way, and nobody saw that coming, absolutely, one hundred percent, so it kinda made up for the lack of anything exciting happening for the entire two hours of the movie.

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