[Okay, thanks for nothing @admin, for giving him that heart attack. Getting separated from your bff is bad enough, but thinking he's gone and died after that? Yeah, even worse. 10/10 would not recommend.]
Scott, oh my god, this is the last time we're ever doing the "you go that way I go this way let's hope they go after neither", okay? [He still looks frazzled, hair sticking in all directions like he's been running his hand through it way too much way too often in the last few hours.]
Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time the obituaries have lied. I mean, obviously I don't personally know everyone who's died, but at least the ones that have come back? Always confirmed. [So excuse him for freaking the fuck out.]
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Scott, oh my god, this is the last time we're ever doing the "you go that way I go this way let's hope they go after neither", okay? [He still looks frazzled, hair sticking in all directions like he's been running his hand through it way too much way too often in the last few hours.]
Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time the obituaries have lied. I mean, obviously I don't personally know everyone who's died, but at least the ones that have come back? Always confirmed. [So excuse him for freaking the fuck out.]