[WELL EXCUSE U SCOOTER BOY actually never mind that was totally his idea.]
I know, but in case you didn't notice, there wasn't exactly a better option available at the time! I just wasn't counting on finding an obituary with your name on it, dude, and just for the record, those were not the greatest thirty minutes of my life.
[Please never do this to him again. Or, well, @admin please never do this to him again. And alright, fine, so maybe all's well that ends well and other Shakespearian bullshit, but the idea of the admin not paying attention?? Yeah, sorry Scott, you're getting an incredulous look and an eyeroll.]
Yeah, the "person" who writes them somehow magically knows everything that's happening here, exactly who has died and where so they can be moved to the morgue, and they somehow make the mistake of announcing the death of someone who isn't actually dead? Don't tell me that actually sounds plausible to you. [And that's not even touching the whole "is it even a person" thing. So far, Stiles's best guess is something like a seer or maybe a giant A.I. who keeps track of them through the tablets.]
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I know, but in case you didn't notice, there wasn't exactly a better option available at the time! I just wasn't counting on finding an obituary with your name on it, dude, and just for the record, those were not the greatest thirty minutes of my life.
[Please never do this to him again. Or, well, @admin please never do this to him again. And alright, fine, so maybe all's well that ends well and other Shakespearian bullshit, but the idea of the admin not paying attention?? Yeah, sorry Scott, you're getting an incredulous look and an eyeroll.]
Yeah, the "person" who writes them somehow magically knows everything that's happening here, exactly who has died and where so they can be moved to the morgue, and they somehow make the mistake of announcing the death of someone who isn't actually dead? Don't tell me that actually sounds plausible to you. [And that's not even touching the whole "is it even a person" thing. So far, Stiles's best guess is something like a seer or maybe a giant A.I. who keeps track of them through the tablets.]