OK SO DISREGARDING FOR THE MOMENT HOW FUCKING STUPID IT IS TO MAKE SOMEONE WHO'S *NOCTURNAL* STAY INDOORS AT NIGHT NOT THAT I'M NOT SAYING I'M IN ANY GREAT RUSH TO GET OUT THERE AND DISCOVER ALL THE NEW AND EXCITING AND OR OBSCENE WAYS I MIGHT POSE MY FRIGID CORPSE FOR "EPIC LULZ", WHICH, BY THE WAY, FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THAT BUT THE SNOW'S COMING DOWN PRETTY HARD OUT THERE AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THE SAME MESSAGES FROM YOU PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. A LITTLE DECORUM, MAYBE? OR SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME HANDLE THIS. SO. THOSE EYES. THEY'RE OUTSIDE *EVERYONE'S* HIVES, RIGHT? OR ARE THEY JUST IN SOME AREAS, LIKE THEY'RE COMING FROM A SPECIFIC DIRECTION? BECAUSE I THINK AT THIS POINT WE'VE RULED OUT THAT THEY'RE PEOPLE, SO MAYBE THEY'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH? OR UH SOMETHING MIGHT BE ATTRACTING THEM. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE? OR DID ONE OF YOU KNUCKLESPONGED ASSHOLES DO SOMETHING PARTICULARLY STUPID TODAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN NOW? DID YOU PISS OFF AN OUTER GOD OR WHAT?? AND HAVE ANY OF THE THINGS THOSE EYES BELONG TO TRIED BREAKING IN YET. IS THAT EVEN A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN BECAUSE IF NOT, GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT IN THE MORNING, BUT IF SO, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SO I CAN PREPARE MYSELF.
three
[Karkat pays no mind to the eye at first, focusing his attention instead on whatever the fuck else this building has to offer, but the more the eyes keep multiplying, the more pointed glances and then outright suspicious ones he sends to his companion. Is this... he's pretty sure he's not doing it and then blanking out on it. That would be stupid, right? So—]
Could you cut that the fuck out? Why are you doing that, anyway?
[Because if it's to troll him, wow does he have words for you, chief among them is get a fucking hobby.]
Karkat Vantas | Homestuck | [S] Game Over timeline
OK SO DISREGARDING FOR THE MOMENT HOW FUCKING STUPID IT IS TO MAKE SOMEONE WHO'S *NOCTURNAL* STAY INDOORS AT NIGHT
NOT THAT I'M NOT SAYING I'M IN ANY GREAT RUSH TO GET OUT THERE AND DISCOVER ALL THE NEW AND EXCITING AND OR OBSCENE WAYS I MIGHT POSE MY FRIGID CORPSE FOR "EPIC LULZ", WHICH, BY THE WAY, FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THAT
BUT THE SNOW'S COMING DOWN PRETTY HARD OUT THERE AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF SEEING THE SAME MESSAGES FROM YOU PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. A LITTLE DECORUM, MAYBE? OR SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME HANDLE THIS.
SO. THOSE EYES. THEY'RE OUTSIDE *EVERYONE'S* HIVES, RIGHT? OR ARE THEY JUST IN SOME AREAS, LIKE THEY'RE COMING FROM A SPECIFIC DIRECTION? BECAUSE I THINK AT THIS POINT WE'VE RULED OUT THAT THEY'RE PEOPLE, SO MAYBE THEY'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH? OR UH
SOMETHING MIGHT BE ATTRACTING THEM. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE? OR DID ONE OF YOU KNUCKLESPONGED ASSHOLES DO SOMETHING PARTICULARLY STUPID TODAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN NOW? DID YOU PISS OFF AN OUTER GOD OR WHAT??
AND
HAVE ANY OF THE THINGS THOSE EYES BELONG TO TRIED BREAKING IN YET. IS THAT EVEN A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN BECAUSE IF NOT, GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE, WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT IN THE MORNING, BUT IF SO, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SO I CAN PREPARE MYSELF.
three
[Karkat pays no mind to the eye at first, focusing his attention instead on whatever the fuck else this building has to offer, but the more the eyes keep multiplying, the more pointed glances and then outright suspicious ones he sends to his companion. Is this... he's pretty sure he's not doing it and then blanking out on it. That would be stupid, right? So—]
Could you cut that the fuck out? Why are you doing that, anyway?
[Because if it's to troll him, wow does he have words for you, chief among them is get a fucking hobby.]