[ Literally everything he says or does to Karkat somehow turns into a scandalous overstepping of bounds and Jason is So Done with this inexplicable Jane Austen rigmarole bullshit, it's all he can do to raise his hands in lieu of rooting a white flag out of the wrecked rubble of the town. ]

What the fuck are you going on about? Where the hell did that come from? Of course I'm too old for you, you're about twelve! You know what, I don't even want to know how you arrived at that, just walk behind me and scream if a monster eats you.