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[phaseshifter]

hark, it's an


AGESWAP MEME

oh shit your character has been aged up? or down? or both??

admin probably did it, who fucking knows

looks like it's time to write some toplevel(s) and tag around for ~*SHENANIGANS*~

"oh but my character was never a kid/will never get old"

JUST EDIT THEIR CANON POINT OR TAG AROUND IDEK

I'm not your mom

or am I

have fun, fuckos

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[gangsterbaby]

[what is even happening right now]

You talk funny. Is it because you're American?

[He means less the accent and more calling people butts. What is that.]

[phaseshifter]

You're not that big. You're smaller than my dad, even if your face is hairier. But you're a lot bigger than my mom!

[ MUST CONSOLE THE BANDIT ]

[headjacked]

Is that really so hard to believe? I think my hair is proof enough.

[ Rhys combs his fingers through the gelled locks. ]

At... least it's not a skunk stripe?

[devoutish]

If we find your dad, then we might both give riding on his shoulders a go.

[He just likes the mental image of Angel asking Jack if he can carry Alfie. It's great.]

[phaseshifter]

I'm not American! Holy - no. Absolutely not.

[ PLEASE DON'T, ALFIE

AMERICA WILL PROBS DROP DEAD AT THE THOUGHT OF IT ]

So I don't even have that excuse. Maybe you should teach me how to speak so I blend in better? Since I gave you the cookie and all.

[phaseshifter]

There's that, I. Guess.

[ Ohhhhhhgod it's been years. He must barely remember her tHIS IS SORT OF EMBARRASSING NOW ]

So - so how are, uh, things? Back. Back there.

[ AaAAAwwWWwwWKKkKKKKSSSSSS ]

[gangsterbaby]

You're not gonna blend in.

[#harshtruths]

You've got... funny things on your head.

[phaseshifter]

Both at once?

[ MOTHER OF GOD... ]

He could do it! He's really strong and his hands are this big.

[ She's stretching out her arms as far as they'll go. YAOI HANDS ]

[devoutish]

Well, it's settled, then. Shake on it?

[He holds out a hand to her.]

[phaseshifter]

Rude. That's called my face.

[ HEYOOOO. Just gonna. Flip her hair over the side of her head with the ports. Yeah. ]

[devoutish]

[FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Alfie will just be snatching up the screaming kid and booking it towards the nearest house. Don't kick him in the sides, Rhys.]

[gangsterbaby]

Why do you have metal in your face?

[phaseshifter]

[ She's a bit hesitant about it, first offering the tattooed hand before hiding it behind her back and shaking with the other instead. NAILED IT. ]

Cross my heart and hope to die, poke a bandit in the eye.

[devoutish]

[Alfie responds to that by pretending to poke himself in the eye.]

[phaseshifter]

A bad man put it there. Nobody here, though, so there's no need to worry. Not that I think you would.

[phaseshifter]

[ GIGGLESNORT GET ]

You're funnier than the other bandits! And you talk better. It's neat!

[gangsterbaby]

Oh.

[This is so confusing.]

Is it metal from a bullet?

[devoutish]

Yeah, that's because I'm from another spaceship.

[Can he bullshit his way into a fake space backstory despite knowing nothing about space? He's certainly going to try.]

[phaseshifter]

No, it's just - it's for putting things into my head to make electricity with. Kinda. No bullets.

[gangsterbaby]

[what the fuck]

You don't like making electricity?

[phaseshifter]

Ooooooh! I went on a spaceship before! A Hyperion shuttle! Where - which - what kind of spaceship is yours?

[ INTERST 100% ENGAGED, GODSPEED ]

[devoutish]

A London shuttle. Very fast. It's got big windows so the passengers can see the stars.

[phaseshifter]

No, it kinda hurts. You ever burn yourself with hot water? It's like that, inside your head. It suuuuuuucked.

[gangsterbaby]

[He makes a face, imagining it.]

I won't make you make electricity with your head.

[phaseshifter]

I never heard of London brand. Is it just for bandits? And did - did it have the cool seats with the cupholders?

[ those are v v important ]