like the butter side of the bread like the stock market circa 1929 like a geriatric grandma on ice slamming my ass to the floor is how they work fine but do they come with a built in stabilizer i ask and the harried store clerk tells me those are sold separately but i only got the money for one bodily upgrade today i tell myself ill be fine ill work around it ill macguyver a crutch out of toothpicks and lost curtains but all i get is a fancy set of bruises and an ache in my no longer ghostly ass i want a refund anon
how the hell would i make it permanent i cant saw my tail in half and expect to find my legs tucked away on the inside or fashion feet out of my weird orange flesh
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