[ With the glow from his tablet lighting his face from below, emphasising every wrinkle and ridge in his ashen skin, Neloth's most withering look is even more torturously perfect than usual. He slowly turns his head to face his unfortunate travelling partner, and stares unblinkingly for a moment before unleashing his devastating response. ]

What?

[ Oh. ]

Is this one of these 'pranks' that I hear are all the rage with children these days? Because I find myself singularly unamused.