Neither one ever turns out good but I've never been arrested for telling the truth.

[Rhys has a thousand stories he could tell and pass off as the most embarrassing, but of course, compulsion insists he picks the worst one. Dammit! This is going to hurt.]

...I burned down a house over thirty thousand dollars in stolen rubies. Also destroyed the guy's Porsche and punched him in the face. And then went to jail for two years for it.