I've been a lot of things in my life, yeah. Not a bandit, more like a cat burglar but I have a bad temper when someone messes with me.

[He laughs quietly. He's still a nice guy, he promises.]

Jail isn't much fun. It's a lot of guys in one place, bored and pissed off. The food's shitty, it's crowded and loud, and if you look cross-eyed at the wrong guy, you can get the shit beaten out of you. The guards keep you from killing each other, but they aren't gonna go out of their way to make you play nice.

Definitely better to stay out if you can. Cops in general aren't always shits, though. Sometimes they're decent. I've had a few help me out.