[ Angel is smart and should 100% know that this is a dare. Unfortunately, her brain stops working somewhere around "you are beautiful" when all the blood in her entire body decides it's time to hang out in her cheeks. It's like a blush party in her face and EVERYONE'S INVITED ]
Dude! We - we don't know each other that well! And I know we're all on a strict time limit here but that doesn't mean we should rush into things and I really don't think you'd want to marry me anyway, or even date me if we're being sensible, which we apparently aren't, but the point is I'm really unsuitable for anything like that because I'm kind of dead and I have some pretty major issues because my dad is a genocidal asshole who would literally murder anyone who even looked at me that way and oh my god that was a dare wasn't it holy effing heck I look so dumb.
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Dude! We - we don't know each other that well! And I know we're all on a strict time limit here but that doesn't mean we should rush into things and I really don't think you'd want to marry me anyway, or even date me if we're being sensible, which we apparently aren't, but the point is I'm really unsuitable for anything like that because I'm kind of dead and I have some pretty major issues because my dad is a genocidal asshole who would literally murder anyone who even looked at me that way and oh my god that was a dare wasn't it holy effing heck I look so dumb.