network - audio
[ No one told him he wouldn't be able to change his sn once chosen. What kind of crap network is this? It's apparently the one House is stuck with. Everyone will be treated to a message from hotstud_xxx. ]

Let's play a game. Let's assume any of this is actually real and not an hallucination or someone's really interesting idea for a prank. How do I get the clipart buddy to shut up on this tablet? I'm pretty sure 'take off your coat and enjoy the day outside' only works if I'm literally a furnace. Or if it's trying to encourage me to exhibitionism. Hot or not? I'm guessing not when I keel over from hypothermia.


action - school
[ House hadn't really wanted to get out, but with his bottle of vicodin looking lonely in his pocket, he's decided it's best to find something. Schools usually have nurse's offices, right? Time to see if there's anything worth taking left in there. Or it would be, if not for the Stephen King-cum-M. Night Shyamalan atmosphere the place had going on.

He spots what he assumes is another actual living being and limps over, cane thunking loudly on the floor. ]

Okay. I've seen this movie before, so when does the blood start pouring down the walls?

[ The piano playing has his own fingers twitching, wanting to put something better on. ]