[ Seriously? ]

You've never taken a pill before? In your life? What are you, the bionic woman?

And thanks for the directions, MapQuest. I'm sure I'll be there in a year or two. Any branches in the tunnel I should pick. Go left to save the girl, go right to encounter the Yeti?

[ He's just... not going to mention the biggest reason it will take him, particularly 'a while' to get anywhere. Mobility issues, canes, and ice don't mix well. ]