Listen, Keysmash, if this relationship is going to work out, you're going to have to give me more to work with. Play the straight man or play the idiot. Don't combine the two.

[ He has, at least, made it to the tunnels... the very slippery-looking tunnels. The things he does for drugs. Ugh. House is more careful in the placement of his feet and cane. ]

You told me the watered-down, half-assed version of the story. If I wanted that, I could have made it up for you. In the tunnels. How long are these things?