[Well, he can sneer at things. That makes him a decent wedding planner, right? He's got the yelling at people and breaking them down into tears set, as well.]

Real shame, there. Just a simple guy who likes carving things up, then, huh? I stick to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner, personally. Got a nice electric knife for it, and everything.

[He doesn't, but he's seen people with electric knives. Wilson probably has one.]

But hey, I hear ice sculpting is in these days. Maybe you could get to that around the hunts.

What were you wanting to hunt, anyway, if it wasn't foxes?