[Thanksgiving is a mysterious and arcane ritual where everyone sits down and pretends to like each other while feasting on the flesh of turkeys and their brethren, the Indians. That's what House would offer as an explanation, anyway. Cannibalism. Always funny.]

Get in line, Lancelot. Hear we're late to the party for wanting to pop a cap in the admin's ass. It's really freaking boring here, though, I'll give you that. Heard there are shadow things running around the school. They might be deadly, but I, for one, wouldn't mind dissecting one if they can be caught. I'm good at anatomy if you can bring me one. I don't do big game.