You might be a normal fifteen-year-old kid. This body isn't.

[Once he latches onto something, he's not letting go. This is a stupid argument and House isn't just going to let something this idiotic slide.]

You seriously need to stop playing video games if you're starting to think of the POV character as you. I'd say go outside, but yeah, don't bother. Still, wise up, Elric. No one's going to believe that. Not unless they're brain dead.