[Well, that... sure was a sound. House raises a brow, looking down at the tablet skeptically. Maester sounds like some kind of fantasy doctor.]

I do medicine, if that's what you're asking. Only interesting cases, though. If your nose is running, deal with the cold. If your brains are running out of your nose, cool! Tell me where you are, and I can come help. Or watch. Either way, should be fun.

[And it will be first dibs for picking over the body...]