[Don't take it personally, buddy, being a judgemental judy is how she is. There's a small rush of static from her end as she cracks open a door to make her way to the pharmacy and lets in a gust of wind, followed by muffled cursing.]

I dunno, curling in a fetal position and twitching is an option. Might even get you more takers from the people who wanna be all heroic.