"Obviously you don't, and you aren't Clint, because he'd say 'You stole it from me, Katie, but I was too busy running around in ninja jammies at the time, so I let you keep it.' " Complete with airquotes and her best Clint impersonation, which was terrible by the way.

This was frustrating to her, and frankly kind of offensive. If this guy was going to try and impersonate somebody, he should have at least been trying to get his facts straight. "The real Clint would never claim to be the only Hawkeye. We're a team. We're both Hawkeye."

"But okay, if you're so smart, 'Mister Barton,' " (More airquotes) "Then tell me. How long have you been an Avenger?"