[Oi. Again and again with the cigarettes. What was with this guy? An irritating tick! It was too familiar of a hopeless guy he knew. A hopeless guy who was probably bullying some poor schmuck into a parking ticket at this very moment. It was too real!
He takes in a breath before giving his response to the faceless individual before him.]
It has been unanimously decided that the story was a waste of time! A sensible deduction. Oi story writer! You should feel bad! Go and die. No more of these shenanigans, you understand?
[Wait, this guy was against the snow cone idea? What sort of militant man was this? Who could thumb their nose at the idea of a snow cone? A man who could not be trusted.]
If you can't find the joy in snow cones, you must have lost your youth! You will obtain wrinkles scowling at joy like that. Sweets lift a man's soul. It's what we need in such a dark time. More than a cigarette. Don't depend on them. You'll turn into a demon.
no subject
He takes in a breath before giving his response to the faceless individual before him.]
It has been unanimously decided that the story was a waste of time! A sensible deduction. Oi story writer! You should feel bad! Go and die. No more of these shenanigans, you understand?
[Wait, this guy was against the snow cone idea? What sort of militant man was this? Who could thumb their nose at the idea of a snow cone? A man who could not be trusted.]
If you can't find the joy in snow cones, you must have lost your youth! You will obtain wrinkles scowling at joy like that. Sweets lift a man's soul. It's what we need in such a dark time. More than a cigarette. Don't depend on them. You'll turn into a demon.