[It wasn't bullying if the parking was illegal! Parking tickets were boring, but they all had to make money. Odd jobs of all people should have understood that, but of course he'd be obstinate about it anyway. Whatever was the most troublesome.]
There was no need for someone else's opinion to know the story was bullshit. If the writer feels bad, he can go out exploring and report his findings. No matter what, he's forbidden from posting things like that again. [Even if the writer had to die to accomplish that.]
'Go and die', huh? Hijikata's eyebrow twitched again, and he held the tablet further from his face. It couldn't be-]
Better a demon than a diabetic! Besides, do you seriously think anyone's going to find sugar around here? Don't be stupid. Focus on finding substance, like meat or edible plants.
If you eat random berries, be sure to post pictures of them first, so we know what to avoid if you die. [Hijikata continued the conversation as normally as he could, hanging on desperately to the hope that this wasn't who he thought it was.]
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There was no need for someone else's opinion to know the story was bullshit. If the writer feels bad, he can go out exploring and report his findings. No matter what, he's forbidden from posting things like that again. [Even if the writer had to die to accomplish that.]
'Go and die', huh? Hijikata's eyebrow twitched again, and he held the tablet further from his face. It couldn't be-]
Better a demon than a diabetic! Besides, do you seriously think anyone's going to find sugar around here? Don't be stupid. Focus on finding substance, like meat or edible plants.
If you eat random berries, be sure to post pictures of them first, so we know what to avoid if you die. [Hijikata continued the conversation as normally as he could, hanging on desperately to the hope that this wasn't who he thought it was.]