[There was nothing to disagree with anyway, of course! Gintoki's explanation was flawless. Sure, someone might think there was a different truth behind it all - but the permed samurai knew the truth. He'd been exposed to the laziness of authors time and time again. He was a pro!]

Attempting to figure a creator out is too much hassle. They probably think they've created a huge enigma behind it all, but they overestimated our ability to care. When your ass is this cold and you've been away from sugar for so long - the mysterious exposition to a plot means less to you. They should revise how they approach their pacing. [A shudder runs over his body as he rambles. The act of talking at least gave some sort of semblance of warmth to him. He could pretend anyway that the constant shiver lessened when he was speaking.] This is probably some story that explores the power of the human spirit, or something like that. People have been really into divulging that recently. Though if everyone else is doing it, they should have maybe thought of something else! Like carting us to a place with lots of sugar. Or letting us all experience Desunii Lando! That would have made for a much better story! With happier characters.

[He had yet to die here. There was a first time for everything, it would seem. The idea was frustrating, but he didn't have the energy to scale the sides of buildings or wander through the snow. His best bet was waiting through the night and hoping, lying that he'd make it to hearing the door at his back unlock or shift.]