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Sakata Gintoki ([personal profile] yorozuya) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2015-05-22 03:29 am (UTC)

[A man paid by the government to be a bully!]

Right! That is not even a joke. It can't be a joke if it isn't funny. It's a very naughty prank. Their mother taught them better than that. She is crying at the dinner table. "Why did you become such a despicable kid? I took such care..." blah blah blah. Listen to us kid. Don't try it or you will bring dishonor to your family. Don't make mother cry.

That is the dream. Maybe a benevolent parfait faerie left it out for those with pure of heart? If so, I'll be in luck. The people here can tell I have the heart of a child, and thus wouldn't be so cruel as to separate me from sugar entirely.

Oi! If someone is reading this post, share your sweets with me!

Berry training is a must for those with your occupation.
[Whatever it was. He would assume 'police officer' for the time being, giving the other's annoying familiarity.] It's how you keep the public safe! Don't you want to lay down your life for your public! Die the hero you always wanted to be! Yosh! Dream big!

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