Ah. Hijikata-san? Is that you? Hello? I might be hallucinating. I thought I could smell the mayo reek on my tablet as soon as you replied.
[ There was a pause here as Sougo imagined, with satisfaction, the vein bulging on the side of Hijikata's head -- the way his blood pressure spiked (it was only a matter of time before those mayo-clogged arteries burst), and the slow boiling rage his vice commander was surely going through.
But hey. Rage was healthy. Rage wasn't succumbing to the hallucinations and fear this place had to offer. ]
Don't worry, Hijikata-san. What I'm working on will help you. With any luck, it should remove you from this town permanently.
lmao it's been so long, but I couldn't resist!!
[ There was a pause here as Sougo imagined, with satisfaction, the vein bulging on the side of Hijikata's head -- the way his blood pressure spiked (it was only a matter of time before those mayo-clogged arteries burst), and the slow boiling rage his vice commander was surely going through.
But hey. Rage was healthy. Rage wasn't succumbing to the hallucinations and fear this place had to offer. ]
Don't worry, Hijikata-san. What I'm working on will help you. With any luck, it should remove you from this town permanently.
[ And living, too. ]