[The ability to not be a lazy bum who can't pay his rent. Crucial.]
How could anyone be scared of a bowl of piss!? Are you telling me that scares you? If you're scared of a bowl of pee, you'll never make it. Just kill yourself now.
Doing that to cereal I'm supposed to eat would be considered assault of an officer, so it's not 'police brutality' if I beat them to a pulp! [Thanks for the promotion? Gintoki, meanwhile, has been demoted to angry screaming child. Not that Hijikata was much better, since he was yelling right back.]
If anyone comes across a parfait while reading this, smash it. Dump it in the snow and use it as bait, or something! Under no circumstances are you to give it to this guy here.
[Reading that final paragraph sealed it. Hijikata's tongue flicked in annoyance at a cigarette that wasn't there.] Oi. What's your name? [Okay, so he was still clinging desperately to one final strand of hope.]
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How could anyone be scared of a bowl of piss!? Are you telling me that scares you? If you're scared of a bowl of pee, you'll never make it. Just kill yourself now.
Doing that to cereal I'm supposed to eat would be considered assault of an officer, so it's not 'police brutality' if I beat them to a pulp! [Thanks for the promotion? Gintoki, meanwhile, has been demoted to angry screaming child. Not that Hijikata was much better, since he was yelling right back.]
If anyone comes across a parfait while reading this, smash it. Dump it in the snow and use it as bait, or something! Under no circumstances are you to give it to this guy here.
[Reading that final paragraph sealed it. Hijikata's tongue flicked in annoyance at a cigarette that wasn't there.] Oi. What's your name? [Okay, so he was still clinging desperately to one final strand of hope.]