[This guy was missing the point. He was probably simple. Gintoki had to admit! He was jealous. He'd like to return to the simple life. Much more comfortable, that was for sure. Ah.] Well, as I said they must be amateurs. They made side-characters to kill off in a way to set the mood. Yeah, yeah. [Shivers force him to stutter.] Little did they know, they were killing off the most lovable characters! The fan favorites! The reader only gets more endeared after they see the side-characters down on their luck with their purpling lips and naturally wavy hair. Like "Oh that guy. That guy would be interesting! He just might be my favorite!" Too bad they'll lose readership by killing me off. That's what I'll do to the assholes responsible. Their story will never hit it off.

[If he tried hard enough, he could swear his rambling raised his body temperature. Funny though, that it was about the only thing he could focus on now. Keep talking, keep chattering. His fingers couldn't even move to stop the recording of his tablet anyway. The pads of his fingers were too cold for the screen to register. He glances down at the camera.] Oi. So what are you going to do, Blue Baller?