[That would be a honorable way to measure it. Let's go with that! That's the new way to measure a man's soul! How much strawberry milk he can retain within his bladder.]
The ghost of little Jimmy could certainly pee! Even spirits have to release their bladders, I'm sure. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Well, if they had ghosts. If there were ghosts. Like I said, there aren't any ghosts here. No one should mention ghosts or cornflakes anymore.
Pee if okay though. That's natural. We can get on the top of that. Though not too much, or I'll have to take a leak. A bad experience recently makes me not want to do that.
[This was it! There was no one else in the universe who would sacrifice their pride for the sanctity of mayonnaise. Never mind that down the message, this guy totally confirmed his suspicions. The suspicions Gintoki had all along, of course. No doubt that this had been that unremarkable cop.]
You outed yourself first, idiot! Who else in the world would argue about mayonnaise over the network. Oh, I am feeling embarrassment for you - sharing such personal thoughts out in public! Oogushi-kun. Control yourself better.
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The ghost of little Jimmy could certainly pee! Even spirits have to release their bladders, I'm sure. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Well, if they had ghosts. If there were ghosts. Like I said, there aren't any ghosts here. No one should mention ghosts or cornflakes anymore.
Pee if okay though. That's natural. We can get on the top of that. Though not too much, or I'll have to take a leak. A bad experience recently makes me not want to do that.
[This was it! There was no one else in the universe who would sacrifice their pride for the sanctity of mayonnaise. Never mind that down the message, this guy totally confirmed his suspicions. The suspicions Gintoki had all along, of course. No doubt that this had been that unremarkable cop.]
You outed yourself first, idiot! Who else in the world would argue about mayonnaise over the network. Oh, I am feeling embarrassment for you - sharing such personal thoughts out in public! Oogushi-kun. Control yourself better.