[Finished off a seven-pound can of beans? Did he eat nothing else until it was empty?!
But, well. Haggling over one stupid can of beans, no matter how fantastically large it might've been, isn't going to get rid of Smaug chortling at him, so Bard very carefully puts his priorities back in order: dragon, then beans.]
Bring whatever you think is appropriate, we'll settle it after you clear my fireplace.
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But, well. Haggling over one stupid can of beans, no matter how fantastically large it might've been, isn't going to get rid of Smaug chortling at him, so Bard very carefully puts his priorities back in order: dragon, then beans.]
Bring whatever you think is appropriate, we'll settle it after you clear my fireplace.