[It's just for your benefit since you're slowly freezing to death, man. does he understand monkey tail speak]

[oh god please no not regretspeak]

Those have a lot in common, too, if you think about it. You're standing up in front of a crowd and trying to convince them of something that did or didn't happen, either way, and you can't slip up unless you want to lose the job. Just takes studying really different books.