I doubt I'd garner so much vitriol for the mere fact of my presence. Most here have far more important things to concern themselves with than me.

[And if he's wrong then, well, he's a wall of muscle under his chain mail and arming doublet. He would at least have some chance of getting away.]

Ah, but forgive me....

I am not trying to imply that you must come. You certainly do not seem the type to enjoy a social gathering. You've made that much abundantly clear.

But should you change your mind, you would be most welcome!

[He lifts his hand in the air suddenly and pumps a fist towards the ceiling. The thing creeping behind him flinches at the unexpected movement. Normally prey isn't so...animated...]

Who knows? You may find some time out amongst your peers wonderfully invigorating!