Yeah, man! [Or, thing. Whatever he is. At this point Nathan's gotten past the whole non-human thing. Or, well, not gotten past it so much as successfully distracted himself with more pressing matters--such as survival.] I'm not promising its flavored or nothing, so I wouldn't advise eating it. Unless you have a taste for plastic.

[With that last statement, he eyeballs Alister as if he most certainly doesn't trust him. And you better believe he doesn't.]

I just mean it's a hell of a nice dildo. The house I found it in must have used to belong to some really kinky bastards.