i scared you? werent you the one that started talking to me?
[He actually sat up when Nathan accuses him of being no fun, narrowing his eyes, though his smile remained, ever present.]
hey, I'm fun. i'm skele-fun. i'm not sure how fun works where you humans come from, but if it isnt a whoopee cushion or a banana peel or a joke book, it isnt fun.
[Sans leaned over the table, looking down at all of the objects while lazily propping up his chin. All of it was hilariously useless to him, but more importantly, most of it seemed useless to Nathan as well...]
... have you ever heard of a mysterious artifact called a trash can? or perhaps its even easier-to-use alternative, the floor? if you dont want this stuff you can just throw it away. i won't judge.
yes good.
[He actually sat up when Nathan accuses him of being no fun, narrowing his eyes, though his smile remained, ever present.]
hey, I'm fun. i'm skele-fun. i'm not sure how fun works where you humans come from, but if it isnt a whoopee cushion or a banana peel or a joke book, it isnt fun.
[Sans leaned over the table, looking down at all of the objects while lazily propping up his chin. All of it was hilariously useless to him, but more importantly, most of it seemed useless to Nathan as well...]
... have you ever heard of a mysterious artifact called a trash can? or perhaps its even easier-to-use alternative, the floor? if you dont want this stuff you can just throw it away. i won't judge.