[Wow, that's just pathetic. Handsome Jack himself is deigning to waste some of his astonishingly valuable time on you, and you can't even come up with a good comeback? Up your game, Rhys. God.]

You could always try knocking yourself unconscious. Just bang your head on the wall a couple of times, should work out great.

Or, I dunno, go outside and find a nice snowdrift to lie down in.

[Uuuurgh it's frustrating not being able to just kill annoying employees himself. This place sucks.]