[He totally gets that she's teasing him, and not entirely buying that he's not in this situation. However, he appreciates that she isn't calling him out on it, if she did, then he'd actually have to own up to it, and probably freak out more than he is.]
Of course not, but how about anything you are willing to part with, perhaps? Could be anything, I am scarcely picky.
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[He totally gets that she's teasing him, and not entirely buying that he's not in this situation. However, he appreciates that she isn't calling him out on it, if she did, then he'd actually have to own up to it, and probably freak out more than he is.]
Of course not, but how about anything you are willing to part with, perhaps? Could be anything, I am scarcely picky.
[Especially in a time like this...]