Then the fashion industry is insane. Or fangirls are insane. But then I guess that neither of those would be anything new.

[The declaration comes readily and cheerfully. They're well-worn facts, comfortable and familiar, and so perfect for a night like this.]

If that's really what's in when we get back, then I guess it's a good thing SOLDIERs don't have to worry about fashion, because I'm ditching this look first chance I get.