No, no! I got this! [ HE IS NOT A MESS, OKAY, COME ON. HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN HIM.
He's going to just... recollect that can he'd been working on. And start again. Not so fast this time! Patience! Patience.... which is sometimes really hard when you're hungry and dinner's a can opener away. This is the part where he is so glad no one's spilled on the 'puppy' nickname because he's certain he would be hearing about it right then.
But after another minute, he finally turns the can upright and squeezes. ...Then squeezes again-- Too hard! The lid goes popping off higher than expected, colliding with his cheek before dropping to the floor. He starts down at it with an embarrassed frown. ]
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He's going to just... recollect that can he'd been working on. And start again. Not so fast this time! Patience! Patience.... which is sometimes really hard when you're hungry and dinner's a can opener away. This is the part where he is so glad no one's spilled on the 'puppy' nickname because he's certain he would be hearing about it right then.
But after another minute, he finally turns the can upright and squeezes. ...Then squeezes again-- Too hard! The lid goes popping off higher than expected, colliding with his cheek before dropping to the floor. He starts down at it with an embarrassed frown. ]