notaquaman: (I saw the booty)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] notaquaman) wrote in [community profile] snowblindmemes 2015-11-16 01:24 am (UTC)

[Nathan whirls around to face her, putting his hand against his heart and gasping in mock offense.]

Excuse me? What do you take me for, some kind of sick, deranged pervert?

[The hand against his heart instead sticks out toward her accusingly.]

I'll have you know if I wanted to see your knickers that badly I'd damn well buy you a drink first!

[And it's true. Women are always so much more agreeable and willing to put out when they're raving drunk. Then his incredible list of (charming, quirky, delightful) faults would just slide right off of their backs. He huffs, sliding his hands into his pockets and shrugging. Well, whatever.]

Then I'll take the couch and you can have the bedroom. See? Gentleman. I won't have it said I'm inhospitable, so don't go spreading shit about me on the Network.

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