Now hold on, just calm down, love, alright? There's no need to make things personal!

[He huffs. Sheesh is right.]

First of all, I'm a guy. I think about shagging every girl I meet, so don't go thinking you're special or I'm singling you out or nothing. Second of all, how am I supposed to know how old you are? And thirdly, we're stuck knee-deep in the north pole's asshole! I don't think anyone's going to call the police over you knocking back a few drinks.

[He shakes his head, sauntering past her to check the kitchen.]

I wonder what the odds are of one of these houses having pick 'n' mix.